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Happy birthday! :)
Thank you very much Enrique. You are a great teacher ,but not only a great teacher, you also do your best to help everyone here on Edufire. You are a nice, funny and great person.
Gracias.
Hahaha yes is great! But now I feel much older :P.
@ Alan
Oooooh it is true, looks like him XD.
There are 254 addresses available, 192.168.1.1 – 192.168.1.254.
192.168.1.0 is the network address and 192.168.1.255 is the broadcast address.
Why polar bears are white?
Once upon a time there was a lawyer named Daniel. He was interested in the promotion that everyone really wants. But there was one problem: The competition was very fierce. He would have to do all that he could to eliminate the competition! He pondered what would happen if he could find a way to get rid of them all!
An idea came to him. What if he could sabotage their chances by doing some kung fu. His old master had taught him how to tear one particular organ out: the spleen, an organ that is important but not vital. His master was a surgeon who would sell the organs to a local blacksmith named Jim. Jim was someone who never ate apples alone as a child. He was always hanging with the apple farmers who taught him a game whereby the winner got to have dessert before dinner that night.
“But times have changed,” explained Daniel’s master. “Today people bribe the judges, even if they dunk their Oreos in milk.”
“Even DoubleStuff Oreos?” asked Daniel.
“Never say DoubleStuff! They might take you into the Oreo correctional facility for wayward lawyers!”
Daniel knew even an appeal to the Oreo Appellate Court could not save him from the infamous “milk dipping” contest, where competitors would feast on leftover “Spring Time” Oreos, known for their colorful creamy center that caused terrible stomach cancer.
The next day, Daniel acquired the number to an Oreo juggling performer who travels on horseback through the rain on Tuesdays. Fortunately, it was a Thursday – a travel by bus would be his preferred method unless the busdriver walked with a cane. Either way, Daniel decided to use his time machine and that way he wouldn’t have to call and book a bus for his transportation.
After using his time machine, Daniel jumped back 33 years – before he had been born.
Upon landing, the Velociraptor said: “Hey d00d, where’s my Oreo?”
After feeding the Velociraptor an avocado (the proteins are really healthy for a Velociraptor), Daniel turned to see in surprise his mother. Everyone knows that mothers should not be seen wearing maternity clothes. The unborn baby realised he couldn’t exist, so it imploded, and a black rat appeared out of nowhere and Daniel suddenly began to realize it was a dream. However, he didn’t want to wake up just yet. First, he talked the rat into do 100 push-ups without breath and
Oooooh I did the same thing, but the problem was the upload, took ages to finish.
Well here is my wish list:
1st T-shirt XD
2nd Badge
3rd Coupon
I want a T-shirt, but I’m the number 9.
I don’t know which prize to chose (both XD). I think i’ll flip a coin.
And Congratulations :).
@Ron, you have prophet’s voice.
This wa so fun, hahaha.
Now wait for the results. Good luck everyone!!
Once upon a time there was a lawyer named Daniel. He was interested in the promotion that everyone really wants. But there was one problem: The competition was very fierce. He would have to do all that he could to eliminate the competition! He pondered what would happen if he could find a way to get rid of them all!
An idea came to him. What if he could sabotage their chances by doing some kung fu. His old master had taught him how to tear one particular organ out: the spleen, an organ that is important but not vital. His master was a surgeon who would sell the organs to a local blacksmith named Jim. Jim was someone who never ate apples alone as a child. He was always hanging with the apple farmers who taught him a game whereby the winner got to have dessert before dinner that night.
“But times have changed,” explained Daniel’s master. “Today people bribe the judges, even if they dunk their Oreos in milk.”
“Even DoubleStuff Oreos?” asked Daniel.
“Never say DoubleStuff! They might take you into the Oreo correctional facility for wayward lawyers!”
Daniel knew even an appeal to the Oreo Appellate Court could not save him from the infamous “milk dipping” contest, where competitors would feast on leftover “Spring Time” Oreos, known for their colorful creamy center that caused terrible stomach cancer.
The next day, Daniel acquired the number to an Oreo juggling performer who travels on horseback through the rain on Tuesdays. Fortunately, it was a Thursday – a travel by bus would be his preferred method unless the busdriver walked with a cane. Either way, Daniel decided to use his time machine and that way
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